amaxun said to badgerhat: Lee and Gaara, 32 please!
32: Youtube/Vine/Vimeo/video-based social media celebrity AU
Gaara runs an inexplicably popular cactus review vlog in which he blandly describes the various pros and cons of different species of succulents and desert plants. Every single comment is surreally on-topic and well-thought-out. His channel has 2300+ subscribers despite the fact that he has only 12 uploaded videos.
Lee’s chanel has 4 subscribers and 300+ uploaded videos, mostly jerkily-filmed footage of his workout routines, occasionally interrupted by too-close clips of things he likes- a squirrel at the training grounds, an out-of-focus butterfly, Gai sensei eating curry. The few comments that can be found on his videos are usually about his creepy eyebrows, though there is one guy who always comments “NICE ;)” or “WOW!!” Lee is unperturbed by the negative/lack of attention and diligently updates every Tuesday and Thursday.
gaara gets comments on his looks all the time, like “you’re so HOT!!”. he just replies “of course i am… i live in a desert… my siblings are hot too”